Today's quotes [3.17.14]
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Sorry, but my karma just ran over your dogma.
"Welcome to President Bush, Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts."
- J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President
"Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all." -- JFK
Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure, temperature,
volume, humidity, and other variables, the organism will do as it damn well
-- Harvard's Law
"You have to run as fast as you can just to stay where you are.
If you want to get anywhere, you'll have to run much faster."
- Lewis Carroll
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