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Sorry, but my karma just ran over your dogma.


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"Welcome to President Bush, Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts." 

    - J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President 

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"Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all."  -- JFK

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Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure, temperature,
volume, humidity, and other variables, the organism will do as it damn well
pleases.
        -- Harvard's Law


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"You have to run as fast as you can just to stay where you are.
If you want to get anywhere, you'll have to run much faster."

     - Lewis Carroll 

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