Today's quotes [3.15.14]
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The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
Government is the agency of coercion that has flags in front of its offices.
- Harry Browne
"Jesus sucks knowledge of "bad stuff" out of your mind. Interesting, I'll
have to remember that.:-)"
"Jesus is the Liposuction of the Soul. He died to take away man's cellulite."
-- Lt. Wilkes, Tzimon Yliaster
In any decision situation, the amount of relevant information available
is inversely proportional to the importance of the decision.
"From there to here,from here to there, funny things are everywhere."
-- Dr. Seuss
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