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"I don't have anything against geeks. I was one for 11 years! I used to
 think PC's were the greatest thing since sliced bread... Then someone
 showed me sliced bread."

-- Unknown, from Charles Seggelin's 1996 Quote Book,


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"One word sums up probably the responsibility
of any vice president, and that one word is 'to
be prepared'." 

    - J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President, December 6, 1989 

2. 




Jesus is coming. Look busy! 

3. 




A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money,
as well as afterward.

4. 




A good question is never answered. It is not a bolt to be tightened
into place but a seed to be planted and to bear more seed toward the
hope of greening the landscape of idea. The difference between a seed
and an inert speck can be hard to see, but only one of them will grow
and return itself in kind and be multiplied.
- John Ciardi



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