Today's quotes [3.12.14]
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A baby is something you carry inside of you for 9 months, In your arms for
three years, And in your heart till the day you die.
-- Monica Mason --
Main cause of death for hummingbirds: Crashing ass-first into trees.
"In a grudge match between Hanson and the Spice Girls, who would win?"
-- J. Random Supplicant, The Internet Oracle
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes, because I know I'm
not dumb...and I also know that I'm not blonde.
"My dad was always really protective of his tools...well, not THAT tool...
O.K., so he was pretty protective of that one too, but I'm talking about
the tools that you make stuff with...well, sure, I suppose he DID make
_me_ with that particular one, but...OH NEVERMIND. My dad always told me
that if some alien came around trying to borrow my phillips screwdriver
that I should just stab him/her/it/them with it."
-- Lt. Wilkes, my role model
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