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"If America could be, once again, a nation of self-reliant farmers, craftsmen,
hunters, ranchers, and artists, then the rich would have little power to
dominate others. Neither to serve nor to rule: That was the American dream."

                                                      --Edward Abbey



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Mother Nature is a bitch.


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Antiques are things one generation buys, the next
generation gets rid off, and the following generation
buys again.

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The Clairvoyant Society has cancelled today's meeting due
to unforeseen circumstances. 

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*   Son :How much does it cost to get married, Dad?
           Father:I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it.
          Son :Is it true, Dad, that I heard that in ancient China, a man
       doesn't know his wife until he marries?
          Father:That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE.


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