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"That post-coital glue..."
                        -- Sarah O'Brien


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"Most rock journalism is people who can't write
interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read." 

Frank Zappa. 

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* Falling in love is awfully simple. Falling out of love is simply
       awful.


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Women have half the money and all the 
Pussy and still are not happy...

Sent by Eric


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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second
       marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.


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