Today's quotes [3.1.14]
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"Do you know why God witheld the sense of humour from women?
That we may love you instead of laughing at you."
- Mrs Patrick Campbell British actress Said to a man (1940) "The Life of Mrs Pat" M.Peters
"... you never, for instance, hear people say, 'Is that a wad of undiscarded
belly button fluff, or are you just glad to see me?'..."
-- The Usenet Oracle
The Holocaust was an obscene period in our
nation's history...this century's history...
We all lived in this century. I didn't
live in this century.
-- Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republican
vice-presidential candidate during a news
conference in which he was asked his
opinion of the Holocaust
"New York City: No matter how many times I visit this great city I'm
always struck by the same thing: a yellow taxi cab."
-- Scott Adams, DNRC Newsletter 12.0
A billion here, a billion there, sooner or later it adds up to real money.
- Everett Dirksen
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