Today's poems [3.11.14]
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There was a young man of St. Giles
Who'd walked thousands and thousands of miles,
From the Cape of Good Hope,
Just to bugger the Pope,
But he couldn't---the pontiff had piles.
There was a young man in Norway,
Tried to jerk himself off in a sleigh,
But the air was so frigid
It froze his balls rigid,
And all he could come was frappe.
A Biblical party called Ham
Cried, "Cuss it, I don't give a damn!
My father's yard measure
I view with great pleasure,
Such a bloody great battering ram!"
A phenomenal fellow named Preston
Has a hair-padded lower intestine.
Though exceedingly fine
In the buggery line,
It isn't much good for digestin'.
Used a dynamite stick for a phallus.
They found her vagina
In North Carolina,
And her asshole in Buckingham Palace.
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