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What is green and eats nuts? 

    Herpes! 

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A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt.
"Reach up there and find out."
She did, but quickly pulled her hand back out and said, "Oh, it's 
gruesome!"
"Aye, it has," replied the Scotsman, "and if you put your hand back
up there, it'll grow some more!"

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Have you heard about the new line of Tampax with bells and tinsel?

It's for the Christmas period. 

3. 




What's the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?

A Geneologist looks up your family tree, and a Gynecologist looks up your 
family bush.

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Why are women like snow flakes??
 
         They are all beautiful.
         They are all different.
         They can all be cold as ice.
         But they'll all melt when they land on your face......

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Dear John, I'm sorry I broke off our engagement. I miss you terribly and regret my decision. Please take me back.

Love,
Mary

PS. Congratulations on winning the World Series of Poker Main Event.



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