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"A fast word about oral contraception.
I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'." 

Woody Allen.

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"You guys line up alphabetically by height."
   - Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach


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A committee is a life form with six or more legs and no brain.

     - Lazarus Long 

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   Sign seen at a restaurant:
   The hands that clean these toilets also make your food...please aim
   properly.


  

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I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add. 

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