Today's quotes [2.8.14]
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"A fast word about oral contraception.
I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'."
"You guys line up alphabetically by height."
- Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach
A committee is a life form with six or more legs and no brain.
- Lazarus Long
Sign seen at a restaurant:
The hands that clean these toilets also make your food...please aim
I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add.
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