Today's quotes [2.7.14]

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"Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever. " 
    - Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821) 

"Most people have read The Hobbit, picked up Lord of the Rings and have gone
 'Ugggh... if I have to read one more three-page description of a tree...'"
                        -- Unknown, via Bruce

"I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man
   I keep his house."
   --- Zsa Zsa Gabor

"Seal Greasing Station"
"Strut Rod Grinding"
                        -- Signs we saw in the Monroe shock absorber factory

Wisdom is running after mankind...but mankind is quicker !

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