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"Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever. " - Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)
"Most people have read The Hobbit, picked up Lord of the Rings and have gone 'Ugggh... if I have to read one more three-page description of a tree...'" -- Unknown, via Bruce
"I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house." --- Zsa Zsa Gabor
"Seal Greasing Station" "Strut Rod Grinding" -- Signs we saw in the Monroe shock absorber factory
Wisdom is running after mankind...but mankind is quicker !
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