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Despair leads to boredom, electronic games,
computer hacking, poetry, and other bad habits. 

     - Edward Abbey 

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"The bend/break rule of comedy is clearly violated here as director
 David O. Russell snaps his humor twig and tries to kill us with it."
                        -- Mr. Cranky,
                                http://internet-plaza.net/zone/mrcranky/


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Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.


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The mind is not a vessel to be filled but a fire to be kindled.
   -- Plutarch


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I'd just like to say that of all the people I've ever known,
you are one of them.

Unknown

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