Today's quotes [2.4.14]
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"Since all the Heaven's Gates members were discovered wearing Nike sneakers,
do you think Nike might change their slogan to 'Maybe You Should Think
-- Scott Adams, DNRC Newsletter 14.0
"If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was
standing on the shoulders of giants."
- Isaac Newton
"If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants
were standing on my shoulders."
- Hal Abelson
"In computer science, we stand on each other's feet."
- Brian Reid
A woman's charm is her strength,
A man's strength is his charm.
-- Anon --
If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that
will do the most damage will go wrong first.
"The meek will inherit the earth
- but not the mineral rights."
- J. Paul Getty
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