Today's quotes [2.3.14]
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"Fish heads, fish heads, roly poly fish heads.
Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up, yum."
-- Barnes and Barnes, "Fish Heads"
"I was really worried, I've never seen you come so quickly..."
-- Angela Randall
He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by
"Intolerance is the last defense of the insecure."
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: I would not live forever, because we should
not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then
we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I
would not live forever.
-- Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss Universe contest
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