Today's quotes [2.27.14]
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"A happy medium then. Somewhere between Just Good Friends and..."
"Someone to occasionally stick my tongue down their throat."
-- me, Quanita
Shin - Device for finding furniture in the dark.
A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.
"I have opinions -- but I don't always agree with them."
- George Bush Sr.
"No Ange, I'm _not_ coming to your party, I'm playing strip twister!"
-- Anthia Rallis, in the middle of the terminal lab,
without any warning whatsoever
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