Today's quotes [2.26.14]
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Are you any relation to your brother Marv?
-- Leon Wood, New Jersey Nets guard, to Steve Albert, Nets TV commentator
When the legislature decides the rules of buying and selling,
the first thing to be bought will be the legislators.
- P. J. O'Rourke
For economists, the real world is often a special case.
Ask five economists and you'll get five different explanations (six if one went to Harvard).
-- Edgar R. Fiedler
Last words of
Allen, Ethan (1738-1789)
"Waiting are they? Waiting are they? Well--let 'em wait."
Experience is that marvellous thing that enables you recognise a
mistake when you make it again. -- F. P. Jones
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