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* It's true; all men are born free and equal - but some of them get
"Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms"
Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize
a mistake when you make it again.
- F. P. Jones
Never agree to plastic surgery if the doctor's office is full of
portraits by Picasso.
When the last mule-packing unit of the U.S. Army was eliminated
at Ft. Carson, Co. in 1956, some of its soldiers wept. They
said the U.S. wouldn't win another war without the mule.
So far, they're right.
- The Wall Street Journal
Feb 9, 1984
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