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"Plaudipus: a small roman mammal that lays eggs and then presents you with
 a bill."
                        -- Heath, with minimal contribution from me


"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think
of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself."

                                           - Roseanne


"Nagging is the repetition of unpalatable truths." 

    - Baroness Edith Summerskill 


"Walking the earth as a living corpse is probably in rather questionable
                        -- The aunt from "Not without my handbag"


Don't spend two dollars to dry clean a shirt. Donate it to the
   Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it and put it on a hanger. Next
   morning buy it back for seventy-five cents.
         Billiam Coronel


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