Today's quotes [2.23.14]
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"O mysterious, wondrous and downright amazing Oracle:
How come we never see baby pigeons?"
"You do, but you only see them before they go into their cocoons and grow
wings. Baby pigeons are usually called 'squirrels'."
-- Generic Supplicant, The Internet Oracle
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to become a vegetarian !
* Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with
You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow
has, you wish you had ordered that.
I have an answering machine in my car. It says: I'm
home now,but leave a message and I'll call when
If people behaved like governments, you'd call the cops.
- Kelvin Throop
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