Today's quotes [2.22.14]
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"The President has kept all the promises he intended to keep."
Clinton aide George Stephanopolous.
"I am lost so I am cruel but I'd be love and sweetness if I had you."
-- Garbage, "Milk" (Yes, it's another sickening one.
I don't care what you think =))
"It isn't a crime to give yourself over to pleasure..."
"It is in Tasmania!"
-- Dr. Frank N. Furter (to Brad), someone in the
audience, "Rocky Horror Picture Show"
"The future will be better tomorrow."
- J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President
"Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in?
I think that's how dogs spend their lives."
- Sue Murphy
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