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"The President has kept all the promises he intended to keep."

Clinton aide George Stephanopolous.


"I am lost so I am cruel but I'd be love and sweetness if I had you."
                        -- Garbage, "Milk" (Yes, it's another sickening one.
                                              I don't care what you think =))


"It isn't a crime to give yourself over to pleasure..."
"It is in Tasmania!"
                        -- Dr. Frank N. Furter (to Brad), someone in the
                                audience, "Rocky Horror Picture Show"


"The future will be better tomorrow." 

     - J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President 


"Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in?
I think that's how dogs spend their lives." 

     - Sue Murphy


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