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"If elections changed anything they would be illegal"

A Grafitty on a wall in Sofia

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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.

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"Do not disrupt my carefully controlled pattern of hype or YOU WILL BE PUT IN
 A BOX WITH BILL GATES AND SHAKEN."
                        -- James "Kibo" Parry


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"I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch."
   --- Gilda Radner


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Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of
   which I disapprove.
   -- Ashleigh Brilliant


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