Today's quotes [2.2.14]
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Men do not like to admit to even momentary imperfection. My husband
forgot the code to turn off the alarm. When the police came, he wouldn't
admit he'd forgotten the code.....he turned himself in.
There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure.
--- Jack E. Leonard
"... fishky fishky fishky... fishky fishky fishky... fishky fishky fishky...
fishky fishky fishky... fishky fishky fishky... fishky fishky fishky..."
Any small object when dropped will hide under a larger object.
Death is Nature's way of saying 'slow down'.
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