Today's quotes [2.19.14]
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Pollution costs us millions; grime doesn't pay.
Advocates of capitalism are very apt to appeal to the sacred
princples of liberty, which are embodied in one maxim: The
fortunate must not be restrained in the exercise of tyranny
over the unfortunate.
- Bertrand Russell (1872 - 1970)
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
"If your mind changes itself fast enough, the result is vertigo."
- Jim Harrison
Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home.
He probably lies about other things too.
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