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Pollution costs us millions; grime doesn't pay.

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Advocates of capitalism are very apt to appeal to the sacred
princples of liberty, which are embodied in one maxim: The
fortunate must not be restrained in the exercise of tyranny
over the unfortunate. 

    - Bertrand Russell (1872 - 1970) 

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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

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"If your mind changes itself fast enough, the result is vertigo." 

    - Jim Harrison 

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Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home.
He probably lies about other things too. 

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