Today's quotes [2.18.14]

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"It must have gone down while I was up..."
                        -- Janet Robertson

"The graveyards are full of indispensible men." 

    - Charles de Gaulle 

"As a computing professional, I believe it would be unethical for me to
 advise, recommend, or support the use (save possibly for personal amusement)
 of any product that is or depends on any Microsoft product."
                        -- David H. Wolfskill, in alt.sysadmin.recovery

No computer has ever been designed that is ever aware of what it's doing; but
most of the time, we aren't either.  -- Marvin Minsky

"You can't lick the system, but you can certainly give it a damn good
 fondling..."
                        -- the Discordian Quote File

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