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"Thanks For Using My Yahoo!"
                        -- Ashvin Patel, employee of Yahoo!


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"I'd love to go out with you but I've got a Friends of the Lowly Rutabaga
 meeting..."
                        -- fortune


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"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours!

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Tune in next week for another series of classical music programs from
the Canadian Broadcorping Castration.


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Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.


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