Today's quotes [2.15.14]
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"no, tom waits. (he does, I've seen him)"
"what is he waiting on?"
"Oh. Its a slow floor. He'll be waiting a while."
"yeah... but Godot should be here soon"
-- myself and Sabrina, on #polyamory
To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a support Group
And so we plough along, the fly said to the ox.
Christopher Morley - "My theology, briefly, is that the universe
was dictated but not signed."
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes an even
bigger man to laugh at that man.
- Jack Handey, Saturday Night Live
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