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LOVE -- irresistable desire to be irresistably desired.

- Mark Twain

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Government doesn't work. 

     - Harry Browne 

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"Our policy is to first seek candidates from within the company. If none is
 qualified, you must use a sock puppet."
                        -- Catbert, Evil Human Resources Director


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"Always behave like a duck; keep calm and unruffled on the surface But
paddle like the devil underneath."

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After making love I said to my girl, "Was it good for you too?" And
she said, "I don't think this was good for anybody."

                 -Gary Shandling



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