Today's quotes [2.10.14]
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"You stop that. You scare my chickens."
-- Wing Commander IV, when you quit
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically.
I love those slow-talking Southern girls. I was out with a Southern girl last night, took her so
long to tell me she wasn't that kind of girl, she was.
- Woody Woodbury
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
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