Today's quotes [2.1.14]
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"Oh no! I can't go to the deli! My singles cover has lapsed!"
-- Lyndall Holmes
Deja Fu: The feeling that somehow, somewhere, you've been kicked in
the head like this before.
"Fran Drescher's rise to fame is quite a miracle. Aside from just being
your typical annoying New Yorker, she has a laugh that sounds like
somebody is ice-climbing up the back of a baboon."
-- Mr. Cranky, reviewing "The Beautician and the
"'Tron', the first 'Babylon 5' movie."
-- James "Kibo" Parry
We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that
is in it - and stop there; lest we be like the cat that sits down on a
hot stove-lid. She will never sit down on a hot stove-lid again, and
that is well; but also she will never sit down on a cold one anymore.
-- Mark Twain
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