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What kind of clothes are there?
women: clean & dirty
Men: Clean,almost clean,sorta clean,not bad,dirty,really dirty,nasty ,
biohazzard.(Men will voluntarily wear all but the last classification of
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
Take it for a drag.
When Joe's wife ran away with his car, his money and his best friend, he
got so depressed that his doctor sent him to see a psychiatrist.
Joe told the psychiatrist his troubles and said, "Life isn't worth living.
I think I'm gonna top myself."
"Don't be stupid, Joe," said the psychiatrist. "My wife ran off and left
me too, yet I'm happy."
"How?" asked Joe.
"Easy," replied the quack. "I threw myself into my work. I totally
submerged myself in my job and soon forgot her. By the way, Joe, what work
do you do?"
"I clean out septic tanks." Joe replied.
More gay banter...
Four men got together at a reunion. All of them had sons and they started
discussing them.The first man said his son was doing so well, he now owned
a factory, manufacturing furniture. Why, just the other day he gave his
best friend a whole house full of brand new furniture.
The second man said his son was doing just as well.He was a manager at a
car sales firm. Why, just the other day he gave his best friend a Ferrari.
The third man said his was doing well too.He was a manager at a bank.
Why,just the other day he gave his best friend a the money to buy a house.
The fourth man just shook his head. He said his son was gay and hadn't
amounted to much.But he must be doing something right because,
just the other day he was given a house, furniture and a Ferrari
by his friends!
The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle. He thought
and thought about one clue, finally gave up and asked the
Cardinal next to him, "What's a four letter word, ending in
U - N - T that means 'woman'?"
The Cardinal was working on his own puzzle and didn't even
bother to look up. "*A*unt, your Holiness."
The Pope didn't speak for a second. "Oh." He paused. "Do
you have an eraser?"
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