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Q: Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?
A: Bachelors come home, check to see what's in the fridge, and go to bed.
….Married men come home, check to see what's in the bed, and go the
A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table
watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap
dancing on it. The circus owner was so impressed that he offered to buy
the duck from its owner. After some wheelin' and dealin' they settled for
$10000 for the duck and the pot. Three days later the circus owner runs
back to the bar in anger, "Your duck is a ripoff! I put him on the pot
before a whole audience and he didn't dance a single step!" "So?" asked
the ducks former owner, "did you remember to light the candle under the
It seems that Ken Starr is dropping all sexual allegations against
President Clinton. It all stems from the Paula Jones case. The
spokesperson remarked that it would be impossible for a woman with
a six inch nose to give a blow job to a person with a three inch dick.
Why do bankers make great lovers?
They know the penalty for early withdrawal.
Why is pubic hair curly?
If it was straight, it would poke your eyes out.
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