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What is a yankee?
A quickie, but you do it yourself.
A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi were fishing from a boat
not from the lake shore. The pastor had to make a trip to the port-a-potty
located on the shore, so he got out of the boat, walked across the water
and in the same matter, came back to the boat after he was finished. A
little later, the priest had to make the trip also. He got out of the
boat, walked across the water, visited the bathroom and in the same
manner, came back to the boat. Still later, the rabbi needed to go ashore.
He got out of the boat and immediately sank. The pastor looked at the
priest and said,
"Do you think we ought to tell him where the rocks are?"
The morning after their honeymoon night, Julie says to her
husband, "you know, You're really a lousy lover!"
Her husband replies, "How would you know after only 30 seconds?"
How to Hunt Elephants -- Sales Style
Salespeople don't hunt elephants but spend their time
selling elephants they haven't caught, for delivery two
days before the season opens. Software salespeople ship the
first thing they catch and write up an invoice for an
elephant. Hardware salespeople catch rabbits, paint them
gray and sell them as "desktop elephants."
Sent by Alex
Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
To get to the second hand shop.
PS. Congratulations on winning the World Series of Poker Main Event.
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