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One day my  housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt.
Seconds after he  stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me,
"What setting do I use on the  washing machine?"

"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"

He  yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."

And they say blondes are dumb... 


Sign over the urinal in a bathroom at Hebrew University:

"The future of the Jewish people is in your hands."


Of the Greek prime minister Plasteras, Winston Churchill once remarked:
"Well, I hope he doesn't have feet of clay, too."


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This guy was playing a game of texas holdem poker and had already lost 300 dollars when suddenly he looked down, and just next to the table he sees a little green leprechaun.
"Jus quit playing poker right now and I will give you a million dollars worth in a pot full of gold said the little green gentlemen.
The player replied, sure "just Let me get even first."

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