Today's quotes [1.9.14]

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I was born on the first of the month so they called me
"Bill."

We have an automatic air-conditioner. Everytime the
weather gets very hot it automatically breaks down.

"She sure is a striking beauty."
"You said it! She slapped me twice."

Marriages are made in Heaven. So are thunder & lightning.

I have learned that if you upset your wife, she nags you.
If you upset her even more you get the silent treatment.
Don't you think it's worth the extra effort?

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