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"There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole 
government working for you."
           
          -- Will Rodgers -- 

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"If laughter be the alternative to violence then GET A FUCKING SENSE OF
HUMOR! "

-The Unknown Shakespeare

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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

- Rodney Dangerfield

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"Alex, let's make it a true Daily Double; what is "Kiss my fucking ass?"

4. 




Military intelligence is an oxymoron. I 
mean, if they were so intelligent, why 
don't they just avoid wars in the first 
place?

Sent by Todd

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