Today's quotes [1.8.14]
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"There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole
government working for you."
-- Will Rodgers --
"If laughter be the alternative to violence then GET A FUCKING SENSE OF
-The Unknown Shakespeare
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
- Rodney Dangerfield
"Alex, let's make it a true Daily Double; what is "Kiss my fucking ass?"
Military intelligence is an oxymoron. I
mean, if they were so intelligent, why
don't they just avoid wars in the first
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