Today's quotes [1.7.14]
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"Youth and trechery will always over come experience and
All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's
just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer.
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.
I know a mother-in-law who sleeps in her spectacles, the better to see her
son-in-law suffer in here dreams.
- Attributed to Ernest Coquelin
"Television has brought back murder into the home -- where it belongs."
-- Alfred Hitchcock --
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