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When I heated my home with oil, I used an average of 800 gallons
a year. I have found that I can keep comfortably warm for an
entire winter with slightly over half that quantity of beer.
- Postpetroleum Guzzler, Dave Barry
"A watched rock boils no moss."
-- email@example.com's signature, alt.discordia
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Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people is mentally ill.
Check three friends. If they're OK, you're it!
Mt. Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop for the Serena Lodge. Swim in
the lovely pool while you drink it all in.
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