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I am rich beyond the dreams of avarice.

                                -- Edward Moore (1712-1757)
                                   THE GAMESTER, II, 2 (1753).

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You can't have everything.  Where would you put it?


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"Men have become the tools of their tools." 

    - Henry David Thoreau 

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Max Frisch - "Technology is a way of organizing the universe
           so that man doesn't have to experience it."


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"I once bought a cellphone that had a little sticker on the box that said
 'DO NOT EAT PACKAGING MATERIAL'. There went another freebie snack at the
  office."

-- Andreas "Buzh" Skau in alt.sysadmin.recovery


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