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"It's from Casablanca. I've been waiting all my life to use that line."

     - Woody Allen, from Play It Again, Sam 

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Q: Why is Life so strange?

A: Because if we knew what was going on, we wouldn't put up with it.

     - Dr. Nell Hartley 

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If you can't say something nice about someone, you are
probably talking about the Ayatollah Khomeini.

     -Steve Martin 

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Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time. 

     --Catherine Zandonella 

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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. 

     - Henny Youngman 

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