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All that glitters has a high refractive index.
- You will always get the greatest recognition for the job you least like.
Bare feet magnetize sharp metal objects so they always point upwards from
the floor-especially in the dark.
"Eddie Moto, Hunchback of Midvale Community College. In charge of dismissal
-- The Far Side
"The cure for anything is salt water -- sweat, tears, or the sea."
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