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"I phoned my dad to tell him I had stopped smoking.
    He called me a quitter."        -- Steven Pearl

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"... diamonds are forever, but _oranges_... are for half-time..."
                        -- Flacco, DAAS Kapital


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Life is not all lovely thorns and singing vultures, you know. 

     - Morticia, The Addams Family 

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"... because it hurts more when I'm going down."
                        -- Karen


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"... I was walking home one night and a guy hammering on a roof called me a
 paranoid little weirdo... in morse code..."
                        -- Unknown, via Bruce Alcorn


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