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"They called me mad, and I called them mad, and damn them, they outvoted me."
                        -- Nathaniel Lee, on being consigned to a mental
                           institution, circa 17th century.


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"Crime does not pay... as well as politics." -- Alfred E. Newman


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"We've got a kitchen by Giger, but we're too scared to go in there."
                        -- from the sig of Peter H. Coffin, in
                           alt.sysadmin.recovery


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Money is not everything. There's MasterCard & Visa.

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If you play with something long enough, you will surely break it.


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