Today's quotes [1.25.14]
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"All music if folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song."
"Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography."
- Paul Rodriguez
"Are you seriously asking or are you just being a dick?"
-- Dave Arthur to Gerrit Riessen
"Pardo's First Postulate:
Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
The only thing you can do easily is be wrong,
and that's hardly worth the effort.
- The Phantom Tollbooth, by Norton Juster
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