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To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music,
no choreography and the dancers hit each other. 

     - J. Handy 

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"Luke I am your father... and your brother."

                                        -- A redneck Vader

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"The full use of your powers along lines of excellence. " 
    - definition of "happiness" by John F. Kennedy (1917-1963) 


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For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but
   phone calls taper off.
   -- Johnny Carson


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$100 placed at 7 percent interest compounded quarterly
for 200 years will increase to more than $100,000,000 --
by which time it will be worth nothing.

     - Lazarus Long 

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