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"Why do we have to hide from the police, Daddy?"
"Because we use vi, son. They use emacs."
                        -- from the sig of Dave Fischer, alt.discordia


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A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.

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"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."

                                 - Steve Martin



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"No, the best way to prepare is to write programs, and to study great
 programs that other people have written.  In my case, I went to the garbage
 cans at the Computer Science Center and I fished out listings of their
 operating system."
                        -- Bill Gates


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Eat less fresh food. Eat more things containing preservatives.
Preservatives are called preservatives because they help you live longer.

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