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Opportunity is missed by most people because
it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
- Thomas Edison
I was a less than serious student in college. If I had it to do over again,
I would be far more serious. I did play a lot of golf. But I don't think that's
any reflection on my ability to lead this nation.
-- Vice President Dan Quayle
The world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.
-- Sean O'Casey
We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in it - and stop there;
lest we be like the cat that sits down on a hot stove-lid. She will never sit down on a hot
stove-lid again---and that is well; but also she will never sit down on a cold one anymore.
-- Mark Twain
"Computers let you make more mistakes faster
than anything except handguns and tequila..."
- Mitch Ratcliffe
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