Today's quotes [1.19.14]
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If you laid all of the lawyers in the world, end to end, on the
equator...It would be a good idea to just leave them there.
Where there's a will,
There's an inheritance tax.
Stewart's law of retroaction:
It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
"I went to watch Pavarotti once.
He doesn't like it when you join in."
There come's a time in the affairs of a man when he
must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.
- W. C. Fields
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