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- Once a job is fouled up, anything done to improve it makes it worse.

A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the
premises without restricting the view

* Applying computer technology is simply finding the right wrench to
       pound in the correct screw.

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. 

"I can get to Rome, but I can't get to Elvis..."
                        -- me, in a support call

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