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Since light travels faster than sound, people
appear bright until you hear them speak.


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Behind every successful man, there is a woman.
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

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"Hard work never killed anybody" But why take the risk!

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"Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job, and we should treat it 
like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should 
give you two weeks' notice. There should be severance pay, and before they 
leave you, they should have to find you a temp."

                                            - Bob Ettinger

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ON LAMENTATION
   Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.


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