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"The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears
comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner."
"I think that's how Chicago got started. A bunch of people in New York
said, 'Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn't
cold enough. Let's go west.'"
- Richard Jeni
"In elementary school, in case of fire you have to line
up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest.
What is the logic? Do tall people burn slower?"
- Warren Hutcherson
"Marriage is a great institution,
but I'm not ready for an institution yet."
- Mae West
"Suppose you were an idiot... And suppose
you were a member of Congress...But I repeat myself."
- Mark Twain
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